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We're total fucking bad asses
If you ever disappeared while hiking, I'd remain with the search party until it started raining
I'm glad we share a sense of humor and an understanding that I'm slightly funnier
As someone perpetually flailing in my own relationships, allow me to offer some advice on your relationship
I'm concerned your choice in alcoholic beverages is now based on calorie count rather than intoxication efficiency
I'll feel slightly better about myself if you hit it off with an acquaintance of mine
A same-sex marriage would offer us the opportunity for two bachelor parties
You barely have time for me anymore
If your boyfriend gets a key to our apartment, I can't be held responsible for fucking him
Please be my excuse for not showing up to something
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