Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is
This Yom Kippur, let's atone for 22 years of holding out hope that a hunky, heterosexual dance instructor will be into taking advantage of nerdy Jewish girls
It seems unfair I need to spend as much time atoning as a deviant like you
Remember to atone for not being with your family on the day of atonement
Yom Kippur is the holiday where Jewish guilt is formally imposed
