I didn't need a groundhog's prediction to know you're going to be clinically depressed for the next six weeks
May your devastating winter blues finally give way to your debilitating spring allergies
Sorry the size of your snow angel made you realize how badly you need to get to the gym
I'd love to hear your Burning Man tips on staying hydrated in 105F weather during a 192-hour drug orgy
Sorry you live in a disaster-prone area during a disaster-prone presidential administration