It must be challenging to stand up for the developmentally disabled when the developmentally disabled think you're retarded
A good workplace safety rule is to keep employees apart if their weight differs by 11,850 pounds and the heavier one has two prior murders
Let's hope students aren't deceived by Obama's message that there's any value to studying hard and staying in school
Current gas prices preclude my driving to see you unless there's at least a 65% chance of sex
I find it tragic that Pat Robertson wasn't aborted
