Here's to the tryptophan kicking in before someone mentions the health care debate
I'm embracing the challenge of pretending this Thanksgiving's appallingly mismatched football games are still riveting enough to ignore my relatives
Now that we have an overly health-conscious president, it seems less weird that you'll be going to the gym three times on Thanksgiving Day
Now that I've lost my job, I imagine carving the turkey will be the only time this year I'll feel like a man
In advance of our annual awkward Thanksgiving conversation, thought I'd let you know up front that yes, I'm still single, and no, I still havent gotten a real job
