I resolve to stop having meaningless sex in 2010, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP
Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve
Thanks for not laughing at my absurdly unattainable New Year's resolutions
Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty
Happy New Year from someone comfortable expressing their love and appreciation for you in ecard format