I'm embracing the challenge of pretending this Thanksgiving's appallingly mismatched football games are still riveting enough to ignore my relatives
Sorry your child is playing a tree in the Thanksgiving play
Now that we have an overly health-conscious president, it seems less weird that you'll be going to the gym three times on Thanksgiving Day
Now that I've lost my job, I imagine carving the turkey will be the only time this year I'll feel like a man
In advance of our annual awkward Thanksgiving conversation, thought I'd let you know up front that yes, I'm still single, and no, I still havent gotten a real job
