I believe a woman has the right to choose what happens to her body including getting violently tackled by her unaborted son
Your inability to talk about football has people talking
The only way I'll conceivably care about this year's Super Bowl is if I place a dangerously large wager
Super Bowl parties are a great opportunity to enjoy a wholesome event with friends and perhaps meet a man who prefers sex with women
I hope the player who makes the winning catch in this year's Super Bowl doesn't unintentionally shoot himself in the thigh next season
