Happy Birthday John!
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May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy
May you live long enough to shit yourself
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder
I'd be much more into your birthday if it was my birthday
Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers
FYI, I'm unable to attend your pre-birthday inner circle gathering I wasn't invited to
I'll always remember your birthday because it's around the same time as something more important than your birthday
Happy birthday to someone I feel incredibly close to when I'm intoxicated
Happy birthday to someone I know very little about except that today is your birthday
Sorry everyone ignoring your birthday led you to falsely suspect a surprise party
dena311 | Monday, July 13th, 2009, 11:13 AM
Happy Birthday John!
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