I need a gift for my boss that strikes a balance between thank you for guiding me through my career and fuck you for still not paying me enough
I wish Sarah Palin was as silent as Tiger Woods
You're formally invited to feign interest in conversations about a workplace you're not a part of nor care to understand
You'll know I'm your Secret Santa if you don't get anything
Lets relish what will likely be our last chance to get obliterated on the company's dime