Michael Jackson's death has shown me the dangers of combining Demerol, Dilaudid, Vicodin, and letting pet chimpanzees eat at the dinner table
It must be challenging to stand up for the developmentally disabled when the developmentally disabled think you're retarded
May you be prominent in the will of a Toyota owner
I'd like to elevate my golf game to the point where I can have filthy sex with Vegas cocktail waitresses and get slapped around by Swedish supermodels
I can't believe you're not completely aware of something Obama said or did under 10 minutes ago