I'd like to elevate my golf game to the point where I can have filthy sex with Vegas cocktail waitresses and get slapped around by Swedish supermodels
I hope your eco-friendly status symbol doesn't smash into a tree
Even though you're far more likable than me, I'd never stoop to be your running mate
Maybe your state should have stuck with the governor caught fucking hookers with his socks on
Watching Iranian protesters use cell phones to document riots makes me ashamed of using mine to send pictures of my dick