It must be challenging to stand up for the developmentally disabled when the developmentally disabled think you're retarded
A year after inauguration, I wish one of the most memorable moments of the Obama administration wasn't still Aretha Franklin's hat
Current gas prices preclude my driving to see you unless there's at least a 65% chance of sex
May you be prominent in the will of a Toyota owner
I vehemently oppose harming innocent creatures unless they can take down a passenger airplane in which case we should blow their fucking brains out
