It must be challenging to stand up for the developmentally disabled when the developmentally disabled think you're retarded
Current gas prices preclude my driving to see you unless there's at least a 65% chance of sex
A good workplace safety rule is to keep employees apart if their weight differs by 11,850 pounds and the heavier one has two prior murders
I find it tragic that Pat Robertson wasn't aborted
I'd like to elevate my golf game to the point where I can have filthy sex with Vegas cocktail waitresses and get slapped around by Swedish supermodels