It must be challenging to stand up for the developmentally disabled when the developmentally disabled think you're retarded
It seems the best way to get a phone call from Obama is to throw a perfect game or throw one of his black friends in jail
A good workplace safety rule is to keep employees apart if their weight differs by 11,850 pounds and the heavier one has two prior murders
Even though we'll never be famous musicians, professional athletes, or members of Congress, I'm certain we'll always be noteworthy assholes
I hope your eco-friendly status symbol doesn't smash into a tree
