It must be challenging to stand up for the developmentally disabled when the developmentally disabled think you're retarded
A good workplace safety rule is to keep employees apart if their weight differs by 11,850 pounds and the heavier one has two prior murders
A year after inauguration, I wish one of the most memorable moments of the Obama administration wasn't still Aretha Franklin's hat
Current gas prices preclude my driving to see you unless there's at least a 65% chance of sex
May you be prominent in the will of a Toyota owner