I'll dress like a vampire if you'll drink enough to make me look anything like anyone from Twilight, True Blood, or any of that other crap you watch
You've clearly put no thought into your shitty costume
I assume you're going as a vampire since I haven't seen you in daylight for months
Please get a full assessment of your physical appearance before committing to a bare-chested Hulk costume
Let's decorate our home like the haunted house it will resemble after the foreclosure