I hear you're going as the total dickbag who doesn't dress up
You've clearly put no thought into your shitty costume
Please get a full assessment of your physical appearance before committing to a bare-chested Hulk costume
Let's decorate our home like the haunted house it will resemble after the foreclosure
I hope Wiccans don't cast a spell on me for my stereotypical caricature of a wicked witch