A Matt Damon action movie about WMDs in Iraq may be the only way for Bush to comprehend what happened there
Twilight showed me it's okay to date underage girls if you're a 107-year-old vampire
Let's pretend there's nothing alarming about a tween fantasy movie causing cougars to fantasize about statutory rape
I wonder if Twilight's abstinence message will suppress my herculean urge to screw Robert Pattinson
I hated Mel Gibson's new movie even more than Mel Gibson hates talking about hating Jews