ahahahahaha Yes! RIP Sarah Palin's political career '
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Someday I'd like to have a #1 bestseller for failing to become vice-president, quitting as governor, and not aborting a child
I can't believe it's been 20 years since I didn't understand or give a shit about the falling of the Berlin Wall
I trust government health care because Obama trusts it enough to continue smoking
Time's running out to cash in on a made-up memoir, use a medical degree to get a tv show, or jump on a couch to declare your heterosexuality
Michael Jackson's death has shown me the dangers of combining Demerol, Dilaudid, Vicodin, and letting pet chimpanzees eat at the dinner table
I vehemently oppose harming innocent creatures unless they can take down a passenger airplane in which case we should blow their fucking brains out
I'm proud to say I was alive when Bush's approval ratings sank lower than those of the only president ever forced to resign
Let's spend the next four years trying to figure out what's funny about Obama
We've now learned that a decimated economy, a clusterfucked war, and the worst-run Republican campaign in history is all it takes for America to elect a black guy
Just wanted to express my condolences to McCain supporters like you and Al-Qaeda
Ayatollah | Monday, July 6th, 2009, 8:06 PM
ahahahahaha Yes! RIP Sarah Palin's political career '
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