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[Video Card] Performance review (Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter)
I think it's best if I work from home today rather than risk infecting people with my paralyzing fear of swine flu
I don't mind working weekends because I have absolutely nothing better to do
Let's factor my hangover into today's workload
On your workplace rampage, I'd appreciate being killed last
I or the company decided it's time for me to leave
Let's decide where we're going for an inedible lunch
My job doesn't feel safe
Let me show you the inhumane cubicle space you'll be inhabiting for ten hours a day
My job is to annoy you
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