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Get well soon because your cough is fucking disgusting
Sorry your sick day is due to actual sickness
Feel better so I can guiltlessly make fun of you again
Sorry you're one of those people who seems to get sick all the time
I'm way too sick for work but should be fine for happy hour
If there's anything you need, ask someone who's not afraid of getting sick
Get well soon before the company realizes you're expendable
I don't mind if you get me sick
You should get a second opinion on your hypochondria
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