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Sorry you're feeling like such a pussy
Since you're sick, it may be safer if we don't kiss and just go directly into oral sex
Try not to enjoy the hernia exam
You'll be moving your bowels again in no time
You've temporarily upstaged the office pregnancies
If there's anything you need, ask someone who's not afraid of getting sick
Feel better so I can guiltlessly make fun of you again
Get well soon before the company realizes you're expendable
I don't mind if you get me sick
You should get a second opinion on your hypochondria
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