A good workplace safety rule is to keep employees apart if their weight differs by 11,850 pounds and the heavier one has two prior murders
It must be challenging to stand up for the developmentally disabled when the developmentally disabled think you're retarded
I vehemently oppose harming innocent creatures unless they can take down a passenger airplane in which case we should blow their fucking brains out
We can finally stop pretending we're Canadian
I wish just once you'd send me an email filled with as much passion as a Family Values governor has for his Argentinian mistress
