Don't forget the Oscars are the last chance of the season to watch an entire global industry suck its own dick
A Matt Damon action movie about WMDs in Iraq may be the only way for Bush to comprehend what happened there
It seems unfair Farrah Fawcett's family may have to endure an Oscars memorial montage that includes Corey Haim
May you someday be awarded an Oscar or half of James Cameron's marital assets
The rumor that a Sex and the City character dies is upsetting because it means the other three probably live