Just a heads up that I have no intention of stabbing you 23 times on the Ides of March
Just a reminder it's daylight savings this weekend which means I'll be late Monday when I forget it's daylight savings
May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy
I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder