I hated Mel Gibson's new movie even more than Mel Gibson hates talking about hating Jews
Thanks in advance for not attempting to explain how Avatar was made while we're watching Avatar
Watching a gorgeous vampire and buff werewolf battle for a girl's love is the perfect distraction from my inability to meet a semi-datable human
Promise me no matter how depressing our love lives get, we'll never give up watching romantic comedies that make us feel even worse
I don't see what's so gay about wanting to see a song-and-dance man play a brooding superhero prone to wearing tank tops