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    Let's relive our college days by drinking beers on a weekday.

    Let's relive our college days by drinking beers on a weekday

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    It's time for a Girls Night that doesn't revolve around watching some sort of televised singing contest.

    It's time for a Girls Night that doesn't revolve around watching some sort of televised singing contest

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    I'm almost comfortable enough with you to let you sip from my Margarita glass.

    I'm almost comfortable enough with you to let you sip from my Margarita glass

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    Let's celebrate Uno, Dos, Tres, and Cuatro de Mayo just like it's Cinco de Mayo.

    Let's celebrate Uno, Dos, Tres, and Cuatro de Mayo just like it's Cinco de Mayo.

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    Let's make up for Cinco de Mayo being on a Saturday by starting our celebration on Wednesday.

    Let's make up for Cinco de Mayo being on a Saturday by starting our celebration on Wednesday.

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    Cinco de Mayo is a great day for a bunch of dudes to get together for Margaritas and still feel like dudes.

    Cinco de Mayo is a great day for a bunch of dudes to get together for Margaritas and still feel like dudes

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    Please join me for a night of hot wings, cold Margaritas, and tepid conversation.

    Please join me for a night of hot wings, cold Margaritas, and tepid conversation

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    Let's make up for an awful Valentine's Day with an exuberant celebration of National Margarita Day.

    Let's make up for an awful Valentine's Day with an exuberant celebration of National Margarita Day

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    You're a great wingman, in that you always order enough wings at Happy Hour.

    You're a great wingman, in that you always order enough wings at Happy Hour

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    National Margarita Day is one of the few holidays I don't need to fake enthusiasm for.

    National Margarita Day is one of the few holidays I don't need to fake enthusiasm for

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    The perfect way to thank me for this ecard is to buy me a Margarita after work.

    The perfect way to thank me for this ecard is to buy me a Margarita after work

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    I'd be happy to listen to your complaints about work if Margaritas are involved.

    I'd be happy to listen to your complaints about work if Margaritas are involved

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    I only celebrate tequila-based fake holidays.

    I only celebrate tequila-based fake holidays

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    Sorry that sharing a Margarita is probably the closest we'll come to a tropical vacation this year.

    Sorry that sharing a Margarita is probably the closest we'll come to a tropical vacation this year

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    Let's celebrate the fact that we surfed the Web all day without getting fired by going to Happy Hour.

    Let's celebrate the fact that we surfed the Web all day without getting fired by going to Happy Hour

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    Let's make up for a mediocre workday with an above average Happy Hour.

    Let's make up for a mediocre workday with an above average Happy Hour

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    Please join me for an office Happy Hour where I do nothing but complain about the office.

    Please join me for an office Happy Hour where I do nothing but complain about the office

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    A great way to fix a printer jam is to go out to Happy Hour and let someone else deal with it.

    A great way to fix a printer jam is to go out to Happy Hour and let someone else deal with it

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