Jan. 22nd, 2009
May your Chinese New Year dinner be filled with nothing but the finest yak penis.
Jan. 22nd, 2009
Please be aware I will be celebrating Chinese New Year by recklessly shooting firecrackers in public locations for the next two weeks.
Jan. 22nd, 2009
Let's usher in the new year by scaring off a mythological, noise-sensitive, child-eating beast who lives under the sea.
Jan. 22nd, 2009
Happy Chinese New Year to someone I'm pretty sure is Chinese.
Jan. 25th, 2009
Enjoy honoring the traditions and customs of a country that has missiles aimed at the U.S.
Jan. 25th, 2009
Let's get wild this Chinese New Year by not asking the restaurant to leave out the MSG.
Jan. 25th, 2009
Just wanted to wish you a Happy Chinese New Year using the easy-to-comprehend Western alphabet.
Jan. 25th, 2009
Let's celebrate Chinese New Year by rigidly conforming to the strictly enforced suggestions for celebrating.
Jan. 25th, 2009
I'm wearing red on Chinese New Year to ward off evil spirits and make random white guys slightly hornier than usual.
Feb. 12th, 2010
Happy Chinese New Year to you and the Chinese government official also reading this.
Jan. 23rd, 2012
May the brain-rattling fireworks of Chinese New Year help drown out the memory of Steven Tyler's National Anthem.
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