


Just wanted to wish you a Happy Chinese New Year using the easy-to-comprehend Western alphabet

Let's get wild this Chinese New Year by not asking the restaurant to leave out the MSG

Enjoy honoring the traditions and customs of a country that has missiles aimed at the U.S.

Happy Chinese New Year to someone I'm pretty sure is Chinese

May your Chinese New Year dinner be filled with nothing but the finest yak penis
May your Chinese New Year dinner be filled with nothing but the finest yak penis
Please be aware I will be celebrating Chinese New Year by recklessly shooting firecrackers in public locations for the next two weeks
Let's usher in the new year by scaring off a mythological, noise-sensitive, child-eating beast who lives under the sea
Happy Chinese New Year to someone I'm pretty sure is Chinese
Enjoy honoring the traditions and customs of a country that has missiles aimed at the U.S.