Dec. 7th, 2009
I saved alot of money on Christmas presents this year by not spending any money on Christmas presents.
Dec. 11th, 2010
Let's celebrate Christ's birthday this year by ignoring the fact that he would have celebrated Hanukkah.
Dec. 7th, 2009
I'm sorry my dog fucked your baby Jesus lawn ornament.
Dec. 15th, 2008
Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
Oct. 19th, 2007
I'm going to regift something special for you.
Dec. 13th, 2011
I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
Dec. 16th, 2007
Thank fucking god we're not poor.
Dec. 13th, 2011
May this be the year your significant other gives you a better gift than your Secret Santa does.
Dec. 7th, 2008
Sorry your questions about my sexuality remain unanswered after I showed up to the company holiday party without a date.
Dec. 13th, 2011
Wishing you a happy whatever doesn't offend you.
Nov. 29th, 2011
Not having to work on Christmas is the new Christmas bonus.
Dec. 14th, 2011
I wish Santa was a one percenter.
Dec. 6th, 2011
May your holidays be pepper-sprayed with joy.
Dec. 14th, 2011
Happy holidays to someone who works approximately as many days a year as Santa.
Nov. 30th, 2008
Lets relish what will likely be our last chance to get obliterated on the company's dime.
Dec. 14th, 2011
If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year.
Dec. 11th, 2008
I hope being at your parent's house this holiday break doesn't drive you nuts since you may be living there soon.
Sep. 18th, 2007
I want you to have something I don't need anymore.
Dec. 8th, 2007
Enjoy the holiday that's technically not yours.
Dec. 15th, 2011
Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.
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