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  • Dec. 22nd, 2011

    Enjoy your time off from telling everyone on Earth how much you need time off.

    Enjoy your time off from telling everyone on Earth how much you need time off.

  • Dec. 21st, 2011

    Wishing you a festive breakdown.

    Wishing you a festive breakdown.

  • Dec. 20th, 2011

    I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.

    I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.

  • Dec. 20th, 2011

    This is my favorite time of year to be childless.

    This is my favorite time of year to be childless.

  • Dec. 19th, 2011

    May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong Il.

    May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong Il.

  • Dec. 16th, 2011

    Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.

    Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.

  • Dec. 13th, 2011

    I hope you don't find out that your gift cost less than the wrapping paper.

    I hope you don't find out that your gift cost less than the wrapping paper.

  • Dec. 16th, 2011

    I hope Tim Tebow's success has taught you to get with the winning religion this holiday season.

    I hope Tim Tebow's success has taught you to get with the winning religion this holiday season.

  • Dec. 16th, 2011

    All I want for Christmas is a pity retweet.

    All I want for Christmas is a pity retweet.

  • Dec. 15th, 2011

    The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.

    The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.

  • Dec. 15th, 2011

    May your holiday season be filled with friends and family who don't bring up your school's horrifying pedophiliac sex scandal.

    May your holiday season be filled with friends and family who don't bring up your school's horrifying pedophiliac sex scandal.

  • Dec. 15th, 2011

    Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.

    Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.

  • Dec. 14th, 2011

    If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year.

    If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year.

  • Dec. 14th, 2011

    Happy holidays to someone who works approximately as many days a year as Santa.

    Happy holidays to someone who works approximately as many days a year as Santa.

  • Dec. 14th, 2011

    I wish Santa was a one percenter.

    I wish Santa was a one percenter.

  • Dec. 13th, 2011

    Wishing you a happy whatever doesn't offend you.

    Wishing you a happy whatever doesn't offend you.

  • Dec. 13th, 2011

    May this be the year your significant other gives you a better gift than your Secret Santa does.

    May this be the year your significant other gives you a better gift than your Secret Santa does.

  • Dec. 13th, 2011

    I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.

    I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.

  • Dec. 8th, 2011

    It's the thought that counts, and I put an awful lot of thought into giving you absolutely nothing.

    It's the thought that counts, and I put an awful lot of thought into giving you absolutely nothing.

  • Dec. 6th, 2011

    All I want for Christmas is Newt Gingrich to be as irrelevant as he's been for the previous 13 Christmases.

    All I want for Christmas is Newt Gingrich to be as irrelevant as he's been for the previous 13 Christmases.

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