Dec. 19th, 2010
We really appreciate all the hard work you do the final month before Christmas tip season starts.
Dec. 17th, 2010
Remember to tip your super this holiday season to ensure he continues angrily doing slightly more than nothing.
Dec. 16th, 2010
Happy Holidays to all my Facebook friends and the marketers accessing my private Facebook information.
Dec. 16th, 2010
I'm assuming Facebook will let Santa know what I want for Christmas.
Dec. 16th, 2010
I'm beginning to think Santa's more real than Obama.
Dec. 16th, 2010
Please don't remotely worry about buying me a gift this year if cash would be easier.
Dec. 14th, 2010
You can milk a holiday party better than Brett Favre can milk an NFL career.
Dec. 13th, 2010
May your holiday season be filled with the joyful abandon of an 18-year-old pop singer on salvia.
Dec. 12th, 2010
I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
Dec. 10th, 2010
Sorry that your child's Christmas was ruined because the mall Santa was Asian.
Dec. 11th, 2010
Let's celebrate Christ's birthday this year by ignoring the fact that he would have celebrated Hanukkah.
Dec. 9th, 2010
All I want for Christmas is someone to fake an orgasm for.
Dec. 9th, 2010
Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone.
Dec. 9th, 2010
Jesus is like Santa for adults.
Dec. 8th, 2010
Happy Holidays to someone who probably thinks this card should say Merry Christmas.
Dec. 8th, 2010
Remember it's the thought that counts as you finish reading this free ecard.
Dec. 7th, 2010
I'm worried your unemployment will make it difficult to afford my Christmas gifts.
Dec. 7th, 2010
All I want for Christmas is an electronic gadget that won't be obsolete by New Year's.
Dec. 7th, 2010
I hope you have a white Christmas with your very white family.
Dec. 6th, 2010
Sorry your company is performing well enough this year to have an office holiday party.