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    I don't exist.

    I don't exist

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    Happy holidays from someone using environmental friendliness as an excuse for being too cheap and lazy to send a real card.

    Happy holidays from someone using environmental friendliness as an excuse for being too cheap and lazy to send a real card

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    I really don't feel like carrying all this shit.

    I really don't feel like carrying all this shit

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    I'm too fucking drunk to remember what you wanted.

    I'm too fucking drunk to remember what you wanted

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    I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel sexually violated.

    I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel sexually violated

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    Just wanted to help spread hope, peace, joy, and other marketing buzzwords.

    Just wanted to help spread hope, peace, joy, and other marketing buzzwords

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    Take comfort in knowing the booze I drank using the money set aside for your gift helped me get over the guilt of not getting you a gift.

    Take comfort in knowing the booze I drank using the money set aside for your gift helped me get over the guilt of not getting you a gift

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    There's nothing like holiday cheer to offset devastating seasonal affective disorder.

    There's nothing like holiday cheer to offset devastating seasonal affective disorder

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    You'll know I'm your Secret Santa if you don't get anything.

    You'll know I'm your Secret Santa if you don't get anything

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    I don't particularly care if you've been naughty or nice.

    I don't particularly care if you've been naughty or nice

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    I found the perfect gift for someone with money to get you.

    I found the perfect gift for someone with money to get you

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    I hope your Christmas display doesn't incinerate your home and loved ones.

    I hope your Christmas display doesn't incinerate your home and loved ones

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    I'd be totally into your invitation to go Christmas caroling if it wasn't for my aversion to singing in public, spreading cheer, and freezing my tits off.

    I'd be totally into your invitation to go Christmas caroling if it wasn't for my aversion to singing in public, spreading cheer, and freezing my tits off

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    You're obliged to love what I made you.

    You're obliged to love what I made you

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    Thank fucking god we're not poor.

    Thank fucking god we're not poor

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    Let's celebrate the birth of Jesus by going out for Chinese food.

    Let's celebrate the birth of Jesus by going out for Chinese food

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    I need a gift for my boss that strikes a balance between thank you for guiding me through my career and fuck you for still not paying me enough.

    I need a gift for my boss that strikes a balance between thank you for guiding me through my career and fuck you for still not paying me enough

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    I'm going to regift something special for you.

    I'm going to regift something special for you

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    There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift.

    There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift

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    You're a hard person to half-assedly shop for.

    You're a hard person to half-assedly shop for

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