Thanks for getting me a gift I don't actually have to return
It's the time of the year to start dropping hints at what you want for Christmas
Let's talk about volunteering at a homeless shelter but not actually do it
Let's celebrate the birth of Jesus by going out for Chinese food
Allow me to apologize in advance for what I'm going to say to you at the office holiday party
Let's not get each other gifts unless you already got me one
Lets relish what will likely be our last chance to get obliterated on the company's dime
