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    Take comfort in knowing the booze I drank using the money set aside for your gift helped me get over the guilt of not getting you a gift

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    Thanks for getting me a gift I don't actually have to return

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    I'm going to regift something special for you

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    I want you to have something I don't need anymore

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    Let's not break up until after the holidays

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    I'm too cheap to buy you something

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    Everyone puts on a few pounds during the holidays

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    It's the time of the year to start dropping hints at what you want for Christmas

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    I'm too fucking drunk to remember what you wanted

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    Let's talk about volunteering at a homeless shelter but not actually do it

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    I want a menorah for Christmas

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    You're obliged to love what I made you

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    Let's celebrate the birth of Jesus by going out for Chinese food

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    I may not show up this year

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    Allow me to apologize in advance for what I'm going to say to you at the office holiday party

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    Let's not get each other gifts unless you already got me one

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    Lets relish what will likely be our last chance to get obliterated on the company's dime

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    You'll know I'm your Secret Santa if you don't get anything

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    You're formally invited to feign interest in conversations about a workplace you're not a part of nor care to understand

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    A general guideline for this year's office holiday party is for you to do the exact opposite of what you did last year

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