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    I saved alot of money on Christmas presents this year by not spending any money on Christmas presents.

    I saved alot of money on Christmas presents this year by not spending any money on Christmas presents.

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    Please don't remotely worry about buying me a gift this year if cash would be easier.

    Please don't remotely worry about buying me a gift this year if cash would be easier

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    You'll know I'm your Secret Santa if you don't get anything.

    You'll know I'm your Secret Santa if you don't get anything

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    Let's celebrate Christ's birthday this year by ignoring the fact that he would have celebrated Hanukkah.

    Let's celebrate Christ's birthday this year by ignoring the fact that he would have celebrated Hanukkah.

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    I'm sorry my dog fucked your baby Jesus lawn ornament.

    I'm sorry my dog fucked your baby Jesus lawn ornament.

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    I'd gladly take your eight days of Hanukkah over our six weeks of Christmas.

    I'd gladly take your eight days of Hanukkah over our six weeks of Christmas

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    I may not show up this year.

    I may not show up this year

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    I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.

    I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas

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    You're a hard person to half-assedly shop for.

    You're a hard person to half-assedly shop for

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    May this be the year your significant other gives you a better gift than your Secret Santa does.

    May this be the year your significant other gives you a better gift than your Secret Santa does

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    I was touched by your attempt to wrap my gift.

    I was touched by your attempt to wrap my gift

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    Wishing you a happy whatever doesn't offend you.

    Wishing you a happy whatever doesn't offend you

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    It must be love since finding you the right holiday gift is causing me debilitating stress.

    It must be love since finding you the right holiday gift is causing me debilitating stress

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    I wish Santa was a one percenter.

    I wish Santa was a one percenter

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    All I want for Christmas is Newt Gingrich to be as irrelevant as he's been for the previous 13 Christmases.

    All I want for Christmas is Newt Gingrich to be as irrelevant as he's been for the previous 13 Christmases

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    Happy holidays to someone who works approximately as many days a year as Santa.

    Happy holidays to someone who works approximately as many days a year as Santa

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    You're formally invited to feign interest in conversations about a workplace you're not a part of nor care to understand.

    You're formally invited to feign interest in conversations about a workplace you're not a part of nor care to understand

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    If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year.

    If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year

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    I hope this holiday season doesn't cause your suicide.

    I hope this holiday season doesn't cause your suicide

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    I want you to have something I don't need anymore.

    I want you to have something I don't need anymore

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