


Thanks for getting me a gift I don't actually have to return

It's the time of the year to start dropping hints at what you want for Christmas

Let's talk about volunteering at a homeless shelter but not actually do it

Let's celebrate the birth of Jesus by going out for Chinese food

Allow me to apologize in advance for what I'm going to say to you at the office holiday party

Let's not get each other gifts unless you already got me one

Lets relish what will likely be our last chance to get obliterated on the company's dime