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    Holiday vacation time is the perfect chance to not have sex with the significant other I dont have in the apartment I can no longer afford.

    Holiday vacation time is the perfect chance to not have sex with the significant other I dont have in the apartment I can no longer afford

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    Enjoy your time off from telling everyone on Earth how much you need time off.

    Enjoy your time off from telling everyone on Earth how much you need time off

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    I need a gift for my boss that strikes a balance between thank you for guiding me through my career and fuck you for still not paying me enough.

    I need a gift for my boss that strikes a balance between thank you for guiding me through my career and fuck you for still not paying me enough

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    I'm too fucking drunk to remember what you wanted.

    I'm too fucking drunk to remember what you wanted

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    Plan on groping me at the Christmas party.

    Plan on groping me at the Christmas party

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    Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone.

    Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone

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    I am indebted to you and several credit card companies.

    I am indebted to you and several credit card companies

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    Let's talk about volunteering at a homeless shelter but not actually do it.

    Let's talk about volunteering at a homeless shelter but not actually do it

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    I can't wait to have a flamboyantly dressed stranger grope my children.

    I can't wait to have a flamboyantly dressed stranger grope my children

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    I want a menorah for Christmas.

    I want a menorah for Christmas

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    I don't particularly care if you've been naughty or nice.

    I don't particularly care if you've been naughty or nice

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    May your holiday season be filled with the joyful abandon of an 18-year-old pop singer on salvia.

    May your holiday season be filled with the joyful abandon of an 18-year-old pop singer on salvia

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    Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas.

    Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas

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    You're obliged to love what I made you.

    You're obliged to love what I made you

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    You'll always be the Herman Cain of the office holiday party.

    You'll always be the Herman Cain of the office holiday party

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    You can milk a holiday party better than Brett Favre can milk an NFL career.

    You can milk a holiday party better than Brett Favre can milk an NFL career

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    There's nothing like holiday cheer to offset devastating seasonal affective disorder.

    There's nothing like holiday cheer to offset devastating seasonal affective disorder

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    Please don't remotely worry about buying me a gift this year if cash would be easier.

    Please don't remotely worry about buying me a gift this year if cash would be easier

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    I'll never be the Secret Santa you deserve.

    I'll never be the Secret Santa you deserve

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    I'm assuming Facebook will let Santa know what I want for Christmas.

    I'm assuming Facebook will let Santa know what I want for Christmas

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