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    Enjoy your time off from telling everyone on Earth how much you need time off.

    Enjoy your time off from telling everyone on Earth how much you need time off

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    Wishing you a festive breakdown.

    Wishing you a festive breakdown

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    I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.

    I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed

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    This is my favorite time of year to be childless.

    This is my favorite time of year to be childless

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    May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong Il.

    May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong Il

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    Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.

    Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either

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    I hope you don't find out that your gift cost less than the wrapping paper.

    I hope you don't find out that your gift cost less than the wrapping paper.

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    I hope Tim Tebow's success has taught you to get with the winning religion this holiday season.

    I hope Tim Tebow's success has taught you to get with the winning religion this holiday season

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    All I want for Christmas is a pity retweet.

    All I want for Christmas is a pity retweet

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    The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.

    The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real

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    May your holiday season be filled with friends and family who don't bring up your school's horrifying pedophiliac sex scandal.

    May your holiday season be filled with friends and family who don't bring up your school's horrifying pedophiliac sex scandal.

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    Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.

    Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.

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    If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year.

    If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year

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    Happy holidays to someone who works approximately as many days a year as Santa.

    Happy holidays to someone who works approximately as many days a year as Santa

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    I wish Santa was a one percenter.

    I wish Santa was a one percenter

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    Wishing you a happy whatever doesn't offend you.

    Wishing you a happy whatever doesn't offend you

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    May this be the year your significant other gives you a better gift than your Secret Santa does.

    May this be the year your significant other gives you a better gift than your Secret Santa does

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    I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.

    I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas

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    It's the thought that counts, and I put an awful lot of thought into giving you absolutely nothing.

    It's the thought that counts, and I put an awful lot of thought into giving you absolutely nothing.

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    All I want for Christmas is Newt Gingrich to be as irrelevant as he's been for the previous 13 Christmases.

    All I want for Christmas is Newt Gingrich to be as irrelevant as he's been for the previous 13 Christmases

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