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    I wish Sarah Palin was as silent as Tiger Woods

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    Happy holidays from someone using environmental friendliness as an excuse for being too cheap and lazy to send a real card

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    I respect you enough to not base your holiday gift on my taste

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    Take comfort in knowing the booze I drank using the money set aside for your gift helped me get over the guilt of not getting you a gift

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    May you experience the same unbridled joy this holiday season as the retailers Tiger Woods chooses for his wife's Christmas presents

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    I found the perfect gift for someone with money to get you

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    There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift

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    I'd be totally into your invitation to go Christmas caroling if it wasn't for my aversion to singing in public, spreading cheer, and freezing my tits off

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    My holiday gift to you is not obliterating your life savings in a $50 billion Ponzi scheme

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    Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts

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    I need a gift for my boss that strikes a balance between thank you for guiding me through my career and fuck you for still not paying me enough

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    I hope being at your parent's house this holiday break doesn't drive you nuts since you may be living there soon

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    Holiday vacation time is the perfect chance to not have sex with the significant other I dont have in the apartment I can no longer afford

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    Sorry your questions about my sexuality remain unanswered after I showed up to the company holiday party without a date

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    A general guideline for this year's office holiday party is for you to do the exact opposite of what you did last year

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    You're formally invited to feign interest in conversations about a workplace you're not a part of nor care to understand

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    You'll know I'm your Secret Santa if you don't get anything

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    Lets relish what will likely be our last chance to get obliterated on the company's dime

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    Allow me to apologize in advance for what I'm going to say to you at the office holiday party

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    Thanks for getting me a gift I don't actually have to return

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