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    I'm asking Santa for better presidential candidates.

    I'm asking Santa for better presidential candidates

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    May your holidays be pepper-sprayed with joy.

    May your holidays be pepper-sprayed with joy.

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    It must be love since finding you the right holiday gift is causing me debilitating stress.

    It must be love since finding you the right holiday gift is causing me debilitating stress

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    You'll always be the Herman Cain of the office holiday party.

    You'll always be the Herman Cain of the office holiday party

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    Not having to work on Christmas is the new Christmas bonus.

    Not having to work on Christmas is the new Christmas bonus

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    Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas.

    Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas

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    Jesus Christ, not Christmas again.

    Jesus Christ, not Christmas again.

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    The only thing that could possibly ruin Christmas would be you and your family.

    The only thing that could possibly ruin Christmas would be you and your family.

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    We hope our Christmas card alerted you to how much better our family is doing than yours.

    We hope our Christmas card alerted you to how much better our family is doing than yours.

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    If I wanted to wait in line for some fat bastard to make me promises he can't keep I will just start dating again.

    If I wanted to wait in line for some fat bastard to make me promises he can't keep I will just start dating again.

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    Sending paperless Christmas cards is a great way to feel better about the murdered tree in your living room.

    Sending paperless Christmas cards is a great way to feel better about the murdered tree in your living room

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    I feel better knowing Santa will also be unemployed after Christmas.

    I feel better knowing Santa will also be unemployed after Christmas

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    I'd have gotten you a more impressive gift if you weren't already sleeping with me.

    I'd have gotten you a more impressive gift if you weren't already sleeping with me

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    Let's hope the foreclosure crisis doesn't confuse Santa too much.

    Let's hope the foreclosure crisis doesn't confuse Santa too much

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    Good luck explaining to your kids why it's okay for Santa to be morbidly obese.

    Good luck explaining to your kids why it's okay for Santa to be morbidly obese

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    Sorry you can't even keep your Christmas Tree alive.

    Sorry you can't even keep your Christmas Tree alive.

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    Happy Holidays, acquaintance.

    Happy Holidays, acquaintance.

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    All I want for Christmas is you and the gifts on my list.

    All I want for Christmas is you and the gifts on my list.

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    Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.

    Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.

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    I'm sorry your outburst at Thanksgiving secured you a seat at the kids' table on Christmas.

    I'm sorry your outburst at Thanksgiving secured you a seat at the kids' table on Christmas.

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