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    We really appreciate all the hard work you do the final month before Christmas tip season starts.

    We really appreciate all the hard work you do the final month before Christmas tip season starts

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    Remember to tip your super this holiday season to ensure he continues angrily doing slightly more than nothing.

    Remember to tip your super this holiday season to ensure he continues angrily doing slightly more than nothing

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    Happy Holidays to all my Facebook friends and the marketers accessing my private Facebook information.

    Happy Holidays to all my Facebook friends and the marketers accessing my private Facebook information

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    I'm assuming Facebook will let Santa know what I want for Christmas.

    I'm assuming Facebook will let Santa know what I want for Christmas

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    I'm beginning to think Santa's more real than Obama.

    I'm beginning to think Santa's more real than Obama.

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    Please don't remotely worry about buying me a gift this year if cash would be easier.

    Please don't remotely worry about buying me a gift this year if cash would be easier

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    You can milk a holiday party better than Brett Favre can milk an NFL career.

    You can milk a holiday party better than Brett Favre can milk an NFL career

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    May your holiday season be filled with the joyful abandon of an 18-year-old pop singer on salvia.

    May your holiday season be filled with the joyful abandon of an 18-year-old pop singer on salvia

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    I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.

    I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.

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    Sorry that your child's Christmas was ruined because the mall Santa was Asian.

    Sorry that your child's Christmas was ruined because the mall Santa was Asian.

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    Let's celebrate Christ's birthday this year by ignoring the fact that he would have celebrated Hanukkah.

    Let's celebrate Christ's birthday this year by ignoring the fact that he would have celebrated Hanukkah.

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    All I want for Christmas is someone to fake an orgasm for.

    All I want for Christmas is someone to fake an orgasm for.

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    Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone.

    Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone

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    Jesus is like Santa for adults.

    Jesus is like Santa for adults

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    Happy Holidays to someone who probably thinks this card should say Merry Christmas.

    Happy Holidays to someone who probably thinks this card should say Merry Christmas

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    Remember it's the thought that counts as you finish reading this free ecard.

    Remember it's the thought that counts as you finish reading this free ecard

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    I'm worried your unemployment will make it difficult to afford my Christmas gifts.

    I'm worried your unemployment will make it difficult to afford my Christmas gifts

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    All I want for Christmas is an electronic gadget that won't be obsolete by New Year's.

    All I want for Christmas is an electronic gadget that won't be obsolete by New Year's

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    I hope you have a white Christmas with your very white family.

    I hope you have a white Christmas with your very white family

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    Sorry your company is performing well enough this year to have an office holiday party.

    Sorry your company is performing well enough this year to have an office holiday party

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