Christmas Season Ecards /  Displaying 101- 120 of 135 Card ViewIcon View

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    Thanks for getting me a gift I don't actually have to return.

    Thanks for getting me a gift I don't actually have to return

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    I'm still confused by the story of Christmas.

    I'm still confused by the story of Christmas

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    I hope your Christmas display doesn't incinerate your home and loved ones.

    I hope your Christmas display doesn't incinerate your home and loved ones

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    I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel sexually violated.

    I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel sexually violated

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    You're a hard person to half-assedly shop for.

    You're a hard person to half-assedly shop for

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    Thank fucking god we're not poor.

    Thank fucking god we're not poor

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    Your gift to me was so wonderful that I think you've been cheating.

    Your gift to me was so wonderful that I think you've been cheating

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    I'll never be the Secret Santa you deserve.

    I'll never be the Secret Santa you deserve

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    Just wanted to help spread hope, peace, joy, and other marketing buzzwords.

    Just wanted to help spread hope, peace, joy, and other marketing buzzwords

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    There's nothing like holiday cheer to offset devastating seasonal affective disorder.

    There's nothing like holiday cheer to offset devastating seasonal affective disorder

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    Enjoy the holiday that's technically not yours.

    Enjoy the holiday that's technically not yours

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    I can't wait to have a flamboyantly dressed stranger grope my children.

    I can't wait to have a flamboyantly dressed stranger grope my children

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    I was touched by your attempt to wrap my gift.

    I was touched by your attempt to wrap my gift

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    Let's celebrate the birth of Jesus by going out for Chinese food.

    Let's celebrate the birth of Jesus by going out for Chinese food

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    You're obliged to love what I made you.

    You're obliged to love what I made you

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    I want a menorah for Christmas.

    I want a menorah for Christmas

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    Let's talk about volunteering at a homeless shelter but not actually do it.

    Let's talk about volunteering at a homeless shelter but not actually do it

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    It's the time of the year to start dropping hints at what you want for Christmas.

    It's the time of the year to start dropping hints at what you want for Christmas

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    Let's not break up until after the holidays.

    Let's not break up until after the holidays

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    I'm going to regift something special for you.

    I'm going to regift something special for you

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