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    I hope you don't arrest me for wishing you a happy Cinco de Mayo

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    This Cinco de Mayo, let's teach Mexicans in Arizona how to look as white as possible while partying

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    Pretending to appreciate heartfelt mariachi songs may be the key to getting laid this Cinco de Mayo

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    It may be best to set aside the rest of May to apologize for what you're going to do this Cinco de Mayo

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    This Cinco de Mayo, let's party like Mexican rock stars if they existed

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    Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico

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    I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell

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    Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall

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    Let's gather for a shockingly disrespectful homage to Mexican culture

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    Tonight I insist on eating authentic Mexican food while wearing a novelty sombrero

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    Sorry I wished you a Happy Cinco de Mayo not knowing you're Dominican or Honduran or that that makes a difference

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    Let's avoid direct professional confrontations by putting severance checks in the office pinata

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    I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you can refrain from calling me a hot tamale

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    Today I'm making Hispanics more comfortable by peppering conversations with my feeble high school Spanish

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    I'm not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking

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