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    Please make sure photos of me from Cinco de Mayo are kept as concealed as photos of Bin Laden's death.

    Please make sure photos of me from Cinco de Mayo are kept as concealed as photos of Bin Laden's death

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    Just curious if we can count my phoning you to bail me out of jail this Cinco de Mayo as my Mother's Day call.

    Just curious if we can count my phoning you to bail me out of jail this Cinco de Mayo as my Mother's Day call

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    Let's interrupt a week of unbridled American patriotism for a half-assed celebration of Mexico.

    Let's interrupt a week of unbridled American patriotism for a half-assed celebration of Mexico

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    This Cinco de Mayo, let's teach Mexicans in Arizona how to look as white as possible while partying.

    This Cinco de Mayo, let's teach Mexicans in Arizona how to look as white as possible while partying

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    Pretending to appreciate heartfelt mariachi songs may be the key to getting laid this Cinco de Mayo.

    Pretending to appreciate heartfelt mariachi songs may be the key to getting laid this Cinco de Mayo

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    It may be best to set aside the rest of May to apologize for what you're going to do this Cinco de Mayo.

    It may be best to set aside the rest of May to apologize for what you're going to do this Cinco de Mayo

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    This Cinco de Mayo, let's raise our margaritas and cling to the hope that excessive alcohol kills swine flu.

    This Cinco de Mayo, let's raise our margaritas and cling to the hope that excessive alcohol kills swine flu.

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    This Cinco de Mayo, let's party like Mexican rock stars if they existed.

    This Cinco de Mayo, let's party like Mexican rock stars if they existed

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    Let's celebrate this Cinco de Mayo with Tamiflu and clear liquids.

    Let's celebrate this Cinco de Mayo with Tamiflu and clear liquids.

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    Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico.

    Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico

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    I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell.

    I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell

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    Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.

    Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall

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    Let's gather for a shockingly disrespectful homage to Mexican culture.

    Let's gather for a shockingly disrespectful homage to Mexican culture

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    Tonight I insist on eating authentic Mexican food while wearing a novelty sombrero.

    Tonight I insist on eating authentic Mexican food while wearing a novelty sombrero

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    Sorry I wished you a Happy Cinco de Mayo not knowing you're Dominican or Honduran or that that makes a difference.

    Sorry I wished you a Happy Cinco de Mayo not knowing you're Dominican or Honduran or that that makes a difference

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    Let's avoid direct professional confrontations by putting severance checks in the office pinata.

    Let's avoid direct professional confrontations by putting severance checks in the office pinata

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    I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you can refrain from calling me a hot tamale.

    I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you can refrain from calling me a hot tamale

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    Today I'm making Hispanics more comfortable by peppering conversations with my feeble high school Spanish.

    Today I'm making Hispanics more comfortable by peppering conversations with my feeble high school Spanish

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    I'm not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking.

    I'm not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking

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