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    May your behavior be the only natural disaster this spring break

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    Sorry you're stuck with or deeply concerned about being apart from your significant other this spring break

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    I hope Twitter's 140-character limit doesn't hinder you from describing every detail of your ecstasy-fueled spring break beach orgies

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    I can't wait to act like sluts in an environment where no one knows what sluts we are

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    Let's take a break from our job searches to spend our remaining savings on drinks for half-naked college girls

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    It would be a tragic waste of talent if you didn't enter every conceivable spring break wet t-shirt contest

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    With the job market in shambles, I see no reason to steer clear of career-jeopardizing photos this spring break

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    I hope your spring break isn't further shamed by the fact that our president has a better beach body than you

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    Sorry you can't mention the Ivy League school you attend or attended without inadvertently sounding like a douchebag

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    College opened my eyes to diversity before I settled into a familiar clique

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    I'd show more school spirit if this wasn't my safety school

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    I'd love to do all those things from my favorite college movies but it turns out they're felonies

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    We're concerned about your lack of bullshit classes

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    Sorry you're having roommate problems

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    The corporate world will care less about your GPA than your mastery of social drunkenness

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    Sorry you chose such an expensive school during the worst economy in decades

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    Sorry more of your teachers want to sleep with you than you realize

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    Maybe this is the year we'll actually get to use the signal we devised to indicate one of us is having sex in our dorm room

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    We'll be perfect roommates as long as you never touch anything of mine and leave the second my friends come over

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    I promise not to laugh anymore at your ridiculous major

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