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    I hope your mind-boggling six-figure tuition doesn't add more pressure to your performance on final exams.

    I hope your mind-boggling six-figure tuition doesn't add more pressure to your performance on final exams

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    I'm confident you'll ace your finals since you have no social or sex life to distract you.

    I'm confident you'll ace your finals since you have no social or sex life to distract you

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    A great way to relieve the stress of final exams is by cheating.

    A great way to relieve the stress of final exams is by cheating

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    Sorry no matter how well you do on college finals you'll never make as much money as high school graduate Albert Pujols.

    Sorry no matter how well you do on college finals you'll never make as much money as high school graduate Albert Pujols

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    Good luck on final exams to someone whose major is as real as Santa Claus.

    Good luck on final exams to someone whose major is as real as Santa Claus

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    The most important thing to learn in college is how to eventually dodge your student loan officer.

    The most important thing to learn in college is how to eventually dodge your student loan officer

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    Sorry it's now horribly awkward to display your Penn State degree.

    Sorry it's now horribly awkward to display your Penn State degree

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    I hope college teaches you everything except how useless college is.

    I hope college teaches you everything except how useless college is

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    I can't wait to catch up with you on all the things we've been IM'ing, texting, and Facebooking about all summer.

    I can't wait to catch up with you on all the things we've been IM'ing, texting, and Facebooking about all summer

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    Good luck on the transition from doing nothing at home to doing nothing at school.

    Good luck on the transition from doing nothing at home to doing nothing at school

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    Detour to College.

    Detour to College

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    It's a good thing you learned to play the guitar so you have something to do while not getting laid.

    It's a good thing you learned to play the guitar so you have something to do while not getting laid.

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    May your behavior be the only natural disaster this spring break.

    May your behavior be the only natural disaster this spring break

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    Sorry you're stuck with or deeply concerned about being apart from your significant other this spring break.

    Sorry you're stuck with or deeply concerned about being apart from your significant other this spring break

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    I hope Twitter's 140-character limit doesn't hinder you from describing every detail of your ecstasy-fueled spring break beach orgies.

    I hope Twitter's 140-character limit doesn't hinder you from describing every detail of your ecstasy-fueled spring break beach orgies

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    I can't wait to act like sluts in an environment where no one knows what sluts we are.

    I can't wait to act like sluts in an environment where no one knows what sluts we are

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    Let's take a break from our job searches to spend our remaining savings on drinks for half-naked college girls.

    Let's take a break from our job searches to spend our remaining savings on drinks for half-naked college girls

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    It would be a tragic waste of talent if you didn't enter every conceivable spring break wet t-shirt contest.

    It would be a tragic waste of talent if you didn't enter every conceivable spring break wet t-shirt contest

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    With the job market in shambles, I see no reason to steer clear of career-jeopardizing photos this spring break.

    With the job market in shambles, I see no reason to steer clear of career-jeopardizing photos this spring break

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    I hope your spring break isn't further shamed by the fact that our president has a better beach body than you.

    I hope your spring break isn't further shamed by the fact that our president has a better beach body than you

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