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    It would be a tragic waste of talent if you didn't enter every conceivable spring break wet t-shirt contest.

    It would be a tragic waste of talent if you didn't enter every conceivable spring break wet t-shirt contest

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    With the job market in shambles, I see no reason to steer clear of career-jeopardizing photos this spring break.

    With the job market in shambles, I see no reason to steer clear of career-jeopardizing photos this spring break

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    I hope your spring break isn't further shamed by the fact that our president has a better beach body than you.

    I hope your spring break isn't further shamed by the fact that our president has a better beach body than you

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    Sorry you can't mention the Ivy League school you attend or attended without inadvertently sounding like a douchebag.

    Sorry you can't mention the Ivy League school you attend or attended without inadvertently sounding like a douchebag

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    College opened my eyes to diversity before I settled into a familiar clique.

    College opened my eyes to diversity before I settled into a familiar clique

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    I'd show more school spirit if this wasn't my safety school.

    I'd show more school spirit if this wasn't my safety school

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    I'd love to do all those things from my favorite college movies but it turns out they're felonies.

    I'd love to do all those things from my favorite college movies but it turns out they're felonies

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    We're concerned about your lack of bullshit classes.

    We're concerned about your lack of bullshit classes

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    Sorry you're having roommate problems.

    Sorry you're having roommate problems

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    The corporate world will care less about your GPA than your mastery of social drunkenness.

    The corporate world will care less about your GPA than your mastery of social drunkenness

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    Sorry you chose such an expensive school during the worst economy in decades.

    Sorry you chose such an expensive school during the worst economy in decades

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    Sorry more of your teachers want to sleep with you than you realize.

    Sorry more of your teachers want to sleep with you than you realize

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    Maybe this is the year we'll actually get to use the signal we devised to indicate one of us is having sex in our dorm room.

    Maybe this is the year we'll actually get to use the signal we devised to indicate one of us is having sex in our dorm room

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    We'll be perfect roommates as long as you never touch anything of mine and leave the second my friends come over.

    We'll be perfect roommates as long as you never touch anything of mine and leave the second my friends come over

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    I promise not to laugh anymore at your ridiculous major.

    I promise not to laugh anymore at your ridiculous major

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    If you listen to all my stories about the summer, you'll have a better shot of sleeping with me this fall.

    If you listen to all my stories about the summer, you'll have a better shot of sleeping with me this fall

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    Sorry you chose academic reputation over legendary partying.

    Sorry you chose academic reputation over legendary partying

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