


Let's honor a man who was only moderately aggressive by Italian standards

Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles

Let's commemorate Columbus Day by behaving like conquest-hungry sailors after a 32-week voyage

I wonder if Columbus would have turned around if he knew how much we'd fuck up his discovery
Let's honor a man who was only moderately aggressive by Italian standards
Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles
Let's commemorate Columbus Day by behaving like conquest-hungry sailors after a 32-week voyage
I wonder if Columbus would have turned around if he knew how much we'd fuck up his discovery