


I wonder if Columbus would have turned around if he knew how much we'd fuck up his discovery

Let's commemorate Columbus Day by behaving like conquest-hungry sailors after a 32-week voyage

Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles

Let's honor a man who was only moderately aggressive by Italian standards
Let's honor a man who was only moderately aggressive by Italian standards
Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles
Let's commemorate Columbus Day by behaving like conquest-hungry sailors after a 32-week voyage
I wonder if Columbus would have turned around if he knew how much we'd fuck up his discovery
Let's honor a man who was only moderately aggressive by Italian standards
If I discovered America, I'd expect more than just having some of its shittiest cities named after me
Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles
Let's commemorate Columbus Day by behaving like conquest-hungry sailors after a 32-week voyage
I wonder if Columbus would have turned around if he knew how much we'd fuck up his discovery