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  • May. 18th, 2012

    I will always love the false image I had of you.

    I will always love the false image I had of you.

  • Nov. 15th, 2011

    I may have over-trusted that fart.

    I may have over-trusted that fart.

  • May. 24th, 2010

    I'm ashamed of what I've done for a Klondike bar.

    I'm ashamed of what I've done for a Klondike bar.

  • Dec. 12th, 2008

    I would really love it if you tied me up, because then I could succumb to my inherent laziness without feeling guilty.

    I would really love it if you tied me up, because then I could succumb to my inherent laziness without feeling guilty.

  • Aug. 14th, 2011

    My hardest workout is trying not to look bored while you tell me about your workout.

    My hardest workout is trying not to look bored while you tell me about your workout.

  • Jun. 16th, 2007

    I find few things more satisfying than admiring the length of my turds.

    I find few things more satisfying than admiring the length of my turds.

  • Jun. 16th, 2007

    Pretty much all solids and liquids make me gassy.

    Pretty much all solids and liquids make me gassy.

  • May. 8th, 2012

    No matter how much you rave about Fifty Shades of Grey, I'll never be horny enough to read a book.

    No matter how much you rave about Fifty Shades of Grey, I'll never be horny enough to read a book.

  • Nov. 20th, 2008

    If I could drink like a normal person I'd do it constantly.

    If I could drink like a normal person I'd do it constantly.

  • May. 29th, 2009

    You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

    You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

  • Jan. 5th, 2011

    I'm starting to think I may not have wiped enough.

    I'm starting to think I may not have wiped enough.

  • Oct. 2nd, 2011

    I miss you more than Jonah Hill misses cupcakes.

    I miss you more than Jonah Hill misses cupcakes.

  • Dec. 16th, 2007

    I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job.

    I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job.

  • Jun. 4th, 2007

    I've left work due to shitting my pants.

    I've left work due to shitting my pants.

  • May. 8th, 2012

    This is my favorite day of the week to break my feeble vow to never drink again.

    This is my favorite day of the week to break my feeble vow to never drink again.

  • Sep. 29th, 2007

    I trust any research claiming semen is good for a woman's skin.

    I trust any research claiming semen is good for a woman's skin.

  • Dec. 26th, 2010

    I hope you get stung by a stingray so I can finally pee on you without having to explain myself.

    I hope you get stung by a stingray so I can finally pee on you without having to explain myself.

  • Nov. 4th, 2010

    I got cock blocked by my man boobs.

    I got cock blocked by my man boobs.

  • Apr. 20th, 2011

    I don't need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid.

    I don't need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid.

  • Sep. 24th, 2008

    I just missed a meeting because getting the wording exactly right on my Someecard is more important to me than the future of this company.

    I just missed a meeting because getting the wording exactly right on my Someecard is more important to me than the future of this company.

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