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    I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too.

    I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too.

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    I find few things more satisfying than admiring the length of my turds.

    I find few things more satisfying than admiring the length of my turds

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    I may have over-trusted that fart.

    I may have over-trusted that fart.

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    If my job sucked any harder than it does now, I'd orgasm.

    If my job sucked any harder than it does now, I'd orgasm.

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    My hardest workout is trying not to look bored while you tell me about your workout.

    My hardest workout is trying not to look bored while you tell me about your workout

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    I trust any research claiming semen is good for a woman's skin.

    I trust any research claiming semen is good for a woman's skin

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    I treasure those awkward moments spent positioning your penis before intercourse.

    I treasure those awkward moments spent positioning your penis before intercourse.

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    I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.

    I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.

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    I've left work due to shitting my pants.

    I've left work due to shitting my pants

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    Things are starting to get serious between me and my hand-held showerhead.

    Things are starting to get serious between me and my hand-held showerhead

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    I wish I didn't have to be sober to celebrate my sobriety.

    I wish I didn't have to be sober to celebrate my sobriety

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    I need to cancel our date tonight because I just realized I could be home alone watching TV.

    I need to cancel our date tonight because I just realized I could be home alone watching TV

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    My only good deed for the day was a courtesy flush.

    My only good deed for the day was a courtesy flush.

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    I wish Sarah Palin was an Apple product so that she'd be completely obsolete in six months.

    I wish Sarah Palin was an Apple product so that she'd be completely obsolete in six months

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    I'm flattered by your foot fetish.

    I'm flattered by your foot fetish

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    I'm not opposed to wiping my ass with my jizz rag.

    I'm not opposed to wiping my ass with my jizz rag

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    If I were an animal, I'd eat vegetarians.

    If I were an animal, I'd eat vegetarians

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    I'm terrified of being offline.

    I'm terrified of being offline

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    I'm too horny to be in public.

    I'm too horny to be in public

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    I still have a few vices.

    I still have a few vices

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