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    I can't even afford a staycation

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    Your taste in music has me worried about getting stuck in traffic together

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    I live in fear of accidentally hearing a Justin Bieber song and liking it

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    I've left work due to shitting my pants

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    I'm too horny to be in public

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    I have trust issues with dairy

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    I don't worry about identity theft because thieves have better spending habits than me

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    Rather than go on a diet, I'm hoping to get some sort of horrible stomach ailment

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    I'm masturbating on the inside

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    I'd rather have my head explode than wear a bike helmet

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    I find few things more satisfying than admiring the length of my turds

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    Pretty much all solids and liquids make me gassy

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    If I were an animal, I'd eat vegetarians

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    Deleting my browser history almost makes me feel like I never cyberstalked you in the first place

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    I trust any research claiming semen is good for a woman's skin

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    Spending a day on Facebook has once again fooled me into believing I have an actual social life

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    I overcompensate for reasons unrelated to my height

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    I'm flattered by your foot fetish

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    I can't decide if a decent tan is worth the possible melanoma

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    I guess I'm just waiting for new episodes of Weeds

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