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    Just about everyone is the one who got away.

    Just about everyone is the one who got away

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    I hope I only live once.

    I hope I only live once.

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    I can hardly wait to hear what I'm going to say.

    I can hardly wait to hear what I'm going to say

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    I like this job only marginally more than I like being homeless.

    I like this job only marginally more than I like being homeless.

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    I think I just crapped my spine down the toilet.

    I think I just crapped my spine down the toilet.

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    I can only get that 'Runners' High' by smoking pot before I run, and then not actually running.

    I can only get that "Runners' High" by smoking pot before I run, and then not actually running.

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    While I was stalking you, I noticed that you have a new stalker.

    While I was stalking you, I noticed that you have a new stalker.

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    When I told you I loved you, what I really meant was that I wanted to get back to watching the football game.

    When I told you I loved you, what I really meant was that I wanted to get back to watching the football game.

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    I just printed a 54 page document solely so I could fart at will without my coworkers hearing me.

    I just printed a 54 page document solely so I could fart at will without my coworkers hearing me.

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    I put out before the first date.

    I put out before the first date.

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    I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing you were already in bed with me.

    I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing you were already in bed with me.

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    I might know the right thing to say if I had actually been listening to anything you just said.

    I might know the right thing to say if I had actually been listening to anything you just said.

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    I would like to volunteer for a cause that doesn't need my help.

    I would like to volunteer for a cause that doesn't need my help.

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    I pretend to be asleep on the bus so I don't have to give up my seat to old people.

    I pretend to be asleep on the bus so I don't have to give up my seat to old people.

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    I don't even like the people I like.

    I don't even like the people I like.

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    I just don't have time for instant gratification.

    I just don't have time for instant gratification.

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    I'm Charlie Sheen crazy for you.

    I'm Charlie Sheen crazy for you

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    I like my blogs angry and my caps all'd.

    I like my blogs angry and my caps all'd.

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    If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it fall, I really don't give a shit.

    If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it fall, I really don't give a shit.

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    I will always never love you.

    I will always never love you

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