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    I lose interest in people I'm dating even faster than the world lost interest in Google Plus.

    I lose interest in people I'm dating even faster than the world lost interest in Google Plus.

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    I'm terrified of unfollowing Mike Tyson on Twitter.

    I'm terrified of unfollowing Mike Tyson on Twitter

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    I'm completely against hacking into anyone's private messages unless it's whoever I'm dating.

    I'm completely against hacking into anyone's private messages unless it's whoever I'm dating

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    If you see me running, call the police.

    If you see me running, call the police.

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    There's always a dull moment with you.

    There's always a dull moment with you.

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    I'll quit smoking the day that my oxygen tank explodes because I was smoking.

    I'll quit smoking the day that my oxygen tank explodes because I was smoking.

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    I can't wait for Google Plus to reunite me with everyone I blocked on Facebook.

    I can't wait for Google Plus to reunite me with everyone I blocked on Facebook.

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    I would be more inclined to grow up if I saw that it worked out for everyone else.

    I would be more inclined to grow up if I saw that it worked out for everyone else.

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    Just wanted you to know I've been on my mind a lot today.

    Just wanted you to know I've been on my mind a lot today

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    There's no amount of chloroform or duct tape that could keep me from talking about the outcome of the Casey Anthony trial for the next 31 days.

    There's no amount of chloroform or duct tape that could keep me from talking about the outcome of the Casey Anthony trial for the next 31 days.

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    I'm an attention whore that wants to be left alone.

    I'm an attention whore that wants to be left alone.

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    Having sex with you would be like signing back up for dial-up internet.

    Having sex with you would be like signing back up for dial-up internet.

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    I'm lonely enough to date someone being considered for the new open slots on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List.

    I'm lonely enough to date someone being considered for the new open slots on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List

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    I only think about you when we're not having sex.

    I only think about you when we're not having sex.

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    I wasn't even remotely close to remembering your birthday this year.

    I wasn't even remotely close to remembering your birthday this year.

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    If I had $100 for every time I read something interesting on my Facebook feed I'd be poor as shit.

    If I had $100 for every time I read something interesting on my Facebook feed I'd be poor as shit.

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    I'd be much more confident if I wasnt totally worthless.

    I'd be much more confident if I wasnt totally worthless.

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    I'm saving myself for the first person who wants to have sex with me.

    I'm saving myself for the first person who wants to have sex with me.

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    I wish Sarah Palin was an Apple product so that she'd be completely obsolete in six months.

    I wish Sarah Palin was an Apple product so that she'd be completely obsolete in six months

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    I can't wait to obsess over, overspend on, and then complain about whatever product Steve Jobs unveils next.

    I can't wait to obsess over, overspend on, and then complain about whatever product Steve Jobs unveils next

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