


Just wanted you to know I'm new to the neighborhood and required by law to tell you that

I think of you every time I browse my cell phone on the toilet

I'm a complete stranger who wants to be your Facebook friend

Really great meeting you but I'm currently not in the market for new friends

Glad we had a chance to talk today when you accidentally called my number

Just saying hi and wondering if that morning-after pill worked

I'd like your permission to slightly exaggerate our friendship

Just getting on your radar because I may need something from you soon