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    Your lack of current photos on Facebook has convinced me you're now fat.

    Your lack of current photos on Facebook has convinced me you're now fat.

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    I think of you every time I browse my cell phone on the toilet.

    I think of you every time I browse my cell phone on the toilet

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    You have the awesome personality of someone much uglier than you.

    You have the awesome personality of someone much uglier than you.

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    Let's agree last night was a mistake, with the mutual knowledge it will happen again at some point.

    Let's agree last night was a mistake, with the mutual knowledge it will happen again at some point.

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    Please make yourself available to talk when I have nothing to do while driving.

    Please make yourself available to talk when I have nothing to do while driving

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    I can't remember if we're mad at each other.

    I can't remember if we're mad at each other

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    Welcome back if you were on vacation.

    Welcome back if you were on vacation

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    It's been a while.

    It's been a while

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    Wanted to touch base in case you get rich.

    Wanted to touch base in case you get rich

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    Just checking you off my list of people to get back to.

    Just checking you off my list of people to get back to

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    It was nice almost running into you.

    It was nice almost running into you

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    Let me know when you're available so I can make sure I'm busy.

    Let me know when you're available so I can make sure I'm busy

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    Let's catch up by asking mutual friends about each other.

    Let's catch up by asking mutual friends about each other

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    Let's pretend to get together soon.

    Let's pretend to get together soon

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    I'm glad we stay mildly interested in each other's lives.

    I'm glad we stay mildly interested in each other's lives

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    I'm honored to be the latest addition to your bcc: friend list.

    I'm honored to be the latest addition to your bcc: friend list

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    Nice seeing you after we'd just said goodbye.

    Nice seeing you after we'd just said goodbye

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    I guess we've drifted.

    I guess we've drifted

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    Just wanted you to know I'm new to the neighborhood and required by law to tell you that.

    Just wanted you to know I'm new to the neighborhood and required by law to tell you that

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    I really enjoyed awkwardly waving to you.

    I really enjoyed awkwardly waving to you

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