Glad we had a chance to talk today when you accidentally called my number
Just an FYI that my Facebook friend tally has recently skyrocketed
I'm honored to be the latest addition to your bcc: friend list
Just wanted you to know I'm new to the neighborhood and required by law to tell you that
Really great meeting you but I'm currently not in the market for new friends
Please make yourself available to talk when I have nothing to do while driving
It was really great hearing from you once I knew you scored the coke
I'd like your permission to slightly exaggerate our friendship
Just saying hi and wondering if that morning-after pill worked
I'm a complete stranger who wants to be your Facebook friend
Let me know when you're available so I can make sure I'm busy
Anytime you want to talk, feel free to leave me a voicemail message
I've archived our email conversation so please stop responding
Let's pretend to get together soon
I still try to keep up with whether or not you're dead
Your kids have possibly gotten so big
Wanted to touch base in case you get rich
Anytime you want to talk, feel free to leave me a voicemail message